Snow day today... time to catch up and to enjoy a little humor:

A well-worn 1 dollar bill and a similarly distressed 20 dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired.

As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation.

The 20 dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country. 'I've had a pretty good life,' the 20 proclaimed. 'Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York, performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean.'

"Wow!' said the 1 dollar bill. 'You've really had an exciting life!'

'So tell me,' says the 20, 'where have you been throughout your lifetime?'

The 1 dollar bill replies, 'Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church, the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church.'

The 20-dollar bill interrupts: 'What's a church?'

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